No doodle but a prophesy

News from the future - 1 January 2013

Mentally unhinged supreme ruler of the world Anamika Baruah inaugurates New Year's Celebrations with an intergalaxy twist dancing contest and a really long evil laugh that echoed a bit.

Highlights included the new world anthem sung by the dictator's goat army, a 100 m baby crawling dash and guests being served drinks by the planet's penguins who finally revealed this year that they are actually people in costumes.

In accordance with new laws everyone greeted the new year with furious synchronised head banging and the great leader had tears of pride and joy in her eyes as she said, " Snowflakes, dandruff, what's the difference?